20 Things That Can Only Happen In Movies

1. It is always possible to find a parking spot directly outside or opposite the building you are visiting.
2. When paying for a taxi, don’t look at your wallet as you take out a note. Just grab one out at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
3. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment it’s aired.
4. Creepy music (or satanic chanting) coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.
5. Any lock can be picked with a credit card or paperclip in seconds. UNLESS it’s the door to a burning building with a child inside.
6. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
7. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red digital displays so you know exactly when they are going to explode.
8. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to learn to speak German. Simply speaking English with a German accent will do. Similarly, when they are alone, all German soldiers prefer to speak English to each other.
9. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off. Even while scuba diving.
10. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.
11. Any police officer about to retire from the force will more often than not die on their last day (especially if their family have planned a party). (Caveat: Detectives can only solve a case after they have been suspended from duty).
12. Getaway cars never start first go. But all cop cars do. (They will also slide to a dramatic stop in the midst of a crime scene).
13. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear.
14. On a police stake-out, the action will only ever take place when food is being consumed and scalding hot coffees are perched precariously on the dashboard…
15. All grocery shopping involves the purchase of French loaves which will be placed in open brown paper bags (Caveat: when said bags break, only fruit will spill out).
16. Cars never need fuel (unless they’re involved in a pursuit).
17. If you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your opponents will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around you in a threatening manner until you have defeated their predecessor.
18. If a microphone is turned on it will immediately feedback.
19. Guns are like disposable razors. If you run out of bullets, just throw the gun away. you will always find another one.
20. All single women have a cat.

Dear Wisdom Teeth, I Hate YOU

Hey everyone,
Been a while since I posted on my blog. I guess I was really taken back by my last post, it really hit the spot. So for this post I am going to write about my great day having my wisdom teeth taken out... Yay! It was like being run over by a bull then dumbed into a boiling pot of Mr. Noodles. Yes, you heard me right. The best part was my smart ass dad was nice to bring me back to school because of a stupid Essay Test. Yes, he did not know the side effects the damn medication had. According to every student in the school and all the teachers, I was making sounds that sounded like a dieing whale in the girls bathroom. Not only that, I was asking random students to put the hand in my mouth and massage my gum. After 20 min of sitting on the floor crying and wining my BFF decided to take me to the nurse, but apparently I was not willing to go down the staircases because I was "afraid" of the bunny hiding at the bottom. Yes. I said that. So, her solution to everything is drag people by their feet, and that is what happened to me. I was dragged down the stairs by my feet with two teachers on guard and a bunch of laughing students. yay. Next, the principal told me I tackled my friend and told her to eat the Bunny because it was chocolate and I started to sing nursery rhymes. WTF?? After I was dragged down the stairs, I was told I ran into the bathroom and locked myself in a stall and threatened everybody I was going to flush myself down. Now, ladies and gentlemen are you ready for the grand finale....? For my ending scene I opened the sink fosset and put my arms under water. That is when I was picked up by mom and drove home. Yes, I know. I am a retard, but u can blame me, it was the meds!!


Peace, 
       P.S. Please pray that my social life is still in one piece :)

Don't Ever Feel Like You're Less

  

       So for this blog entry I wanted to pull back from the regular and pointless things I normally write about. Just two days ago I found out a very, very close friend of mine wanted to commit suicide, she sat down in front of me at our little girls sleepover night and told me she couldn't take it any more. She cried and said she wanted to kill her self and that it was not her first time thinking about it. That really scared me, I never knew she felt this way at all because of how easily she hid it, and I realised she was not the only person out there who felt this way. I want to let everybody who has ever felt the way me friend did, that you are not alone. You might think none of us understand and nobody can ever fix what is making you feel like this, but it is not true. All those voices that are telling you there is no point in going on in this world, that it is better to get out while you can is wrong. There is always hope. I'm not religious or anything, but I do believe that all bad things come to an end. There is always something worth living for. My friend told me that she did not care anymore because she thinks nobody else cared; that was the most naive thing I have ever heard. Who cares? You're family, you're friends, you're neighbors, you're teachers, you're cousins and aunts! This list can go on for ever! You have to stay strong, stand your ground; you have to stand up when it's all crashing down. Stand through the pain, you wont drown and one day whats lost can be found. I hope you know how incredible you are and how precious you are. Those stupid thoughts in your head, scrue it! They don't matter! Whenever you feel like you can't handle life anymore and you think you are ready to let go, you should know that the people you leave behind will never be ready to let go of you. So next time you have the urge to hurt yourself or you think about suicide, think about the people you love and love you back, think about all the things in your life you haven't experienced or accomplished and how grateful you are. But, then there are some who live hard lives and have no family or no home. You might think it's okay for you, but it is not. We are all the same. We all have times were we think and feel the same things. Show the people who hate you or doubted you and told you that you can't do this or you're not good enough for this; prove them wrong. Show the people who feel you are a waste that they are wrong. That you are not different, you are a strong individual with a bright future ahead of you.

So, I wanted to make this post to let everybody know how special they are and how precious each breath they take is. Don't ever for a second doubt yourself or feel worthless because you are not even close to that. You are strong, brave, smart, precious, beautiful/handsome and you can handle whatever obstacle you think might overpower you.

With Lots of Love,
                       Silver

Don't Be a Drag Just Be a Queen!

      So I have just decided I am going to share my most embarrassing moment. The ONE THING THAT CAN RUIN MY LIFE, I'm going to tell the whole world :) It's all apart of the new me salad bar (I really dont know why I put salad bar in there, I just thought it gave it edge). It was in the 10th grade and I was invited to a very pointless stupid Halloween party. very stupid. And lets be clear, I was not the most popular girl in High School; if we were to use that popularity chart, I was basically below plankton. That did not make sense. Anyway, whatever I was the nerd. So I get invited and my invitation I guess was different than everybody else... I wonder why.... It said it was a Drag Party as in Drag Queen. And because all the cool ppl were going, my response to the invite was: "Oh MY GOD!! REALLY!!" and thats where the plot begins. I go home and do all this crazy makeup and wore my really glittery clothes that my mom bought me when we went to our annual girl bonding day: She wanted to go thrift shopping because she said it looks a lot of fun in the movies. The clothes smelt like they've been used at an underground rave party... Anyway, I dress up and I get to the girls house and all and when the door opens it turns out it was the girls god dam party. I really hate her still. A lot. Well, you know the rest, I was the only one there drest as a Drag Queen and I was made fun of for the rest of my life and probably still will be until I decide to move to Alaska. Thats right ALASKA! Man that girl was a real bitch. But she did end up going to Military School when my embarrassing parents decided to talk to her parents. YAY!! Well yes that is my most embarrassing moments, although I have more this is probably my number 1! And I kind of admire those girls, they are so dumb they couldn't have come up with their own "prank" (if thats what you would call it..), they had to watch the whole Legally blond movie to get the idea. Shows how much effort they put into making ppl feel bad. Brains over Beauty girls!

Rockets,
          Silver

First post....

So when I opened up my blog, I was wondering why the hell nobody subscribed! Ha ha, just kidding. It's probably because I hadnt post anything yet, or maybe it's because I am so awesome. Nope, can't be that. Anyway, because it is my first post I wanted to write about something personal. Justin Bieber. As you read my posts you will notice I love him (don't hate!) the kids like a mini god! he should win an oscar for his amazing hair! What can I say, I've got Bieber Fever! He is just amazing! Okay before you decide your never coming back to my blog. I would think twice.... or-or maybe ONE TIME!! HA HA! I am so funny! no kidding I'm not. So, I am going to be the first one to say my first post sucks crap. AHH I dont know what to write, so I am just going to sign off now.. Bye.